Alright, ladies and gents, this is to hide the other journal.
But, it hasn't been there that long?
Contrary to what you think, it has been there long enough.
Don't question my logic; you'll never understand it.
Expect the unexpected.
Forget logic; it has no solid foundation in my mind.
Ground your thoughts solely on the illogical, and you'll do alright.
Hope that no one ever questions you; you won't be able to explain it anyway.
I don't think you quite understand what I'm saying, do you?
Just sit back and read, and maybe you'll understand it.
Keep calm; you needn't panic when you're confronted with something that cannot be explained.
Leave all the explanations to me, it will all make sense shortly.
Maybe it'll make sense, but maybe it won't.
Nonsense - exactly what this journal consists of.

See what I did thar? No? Oh... I'm sorry... *walks away slowly*

_{Ya see... I was going to go through the whole alphabet with little random things, but... I gave up. Who needs motivation for nonsense, anyway? But, if you glance back up to the alphabet... I told you it would make sense, and now it does. c:}